Juice

There’s a great juice stall on campus with all kinds of fresh fruit and veggie juice. Even better they have a menu that’s mostly in English, although that doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s easy to order. Today I wanted a blend of watermelon and ginger, and it took everything I had to go up to the juice lady and say “Sex me up, please!” with a straight face. (For those of you that are a little slow, that was the name of the beverage blend, not a proposition.) Now I just have to wonder does she know what I’m really saying and the drinks have crazy names for her entertainment, or did she just copy them from somewhere else (and if so, where)?